Fw: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...

jamie mclees/Tyme Matters keys448 at sympatico.ca
Fri Jun 9 01:19:54 EDT 2006


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From: DEANGRIMMII at aol.com 
To: ibogaine at mindvox.com 
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 4:16 AM
Subject: Re: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...


Escazu, Costa Rica. thanks for chinking of me. 
DeanGrimmii at aol.com I han a message dated 6/6/2006 1:52:48 A.M. Central America Standard Ti, captkirk at clear.net.nz writes:
  Hey Dean,

  Where abouts are you?  

  You’ll get there……but I know how you are feeling

  :o) Koiky

   


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  From: DEANGRIMMII at aol.com [mailto:DEANGRIMMII at aol.com] 
  Sent: Tuesday, 6 June 2006 7:44 p.m.
  To: ibogaine at mindvox.com
  Subject: Re: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...

   

   

  Jason VERY happy. Good onion mate! I need a sponsor, advisor, trench soldier, I'm on he the deep end and wonder how long I will survive? I want what you all have now, because Iknow you had what I have now.

   

  Dg

   

  In a message dated 6/6/2006 1:40:25 A.M. Central America Standard Ti, jasenhappy at optusnet.com.au writes:



    >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
    >>
    >>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    >>lights and darks.
    >>
    >>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    >>
    >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    >>
    >>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
    >>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
    >>
    >>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
    >>loofah and pumice stone.
    >>
    >>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
    >>
    >>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    >>
    >>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
    >>
    >>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
    >>
    >>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    >>
    >>Rinse conditioner off hair.
    >>
    >>Shave armpits and legs.
    >>
    >>Turn off shower.
    >>
    >>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
    >>
    >>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    >>
    >>Get out of shower.
    >>
    >>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
    >>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
    >>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    >>
    >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
    >>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
    >>pile.
    >>Walk naked to the bathroom.
    >>
    >>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
    >>sound.
    >>
    >>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    >>
    >>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
    >>
    >>Get in the shower.
    >>Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
    >>
    >>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    >>
    >>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
    >>
    >>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    >>
    >>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    >>
    >>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
    >>
    >>Pee.
    >>
    >>Rinse off and get out of shower.
    >>
    >>Partially dry off.
    >>
    >>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
    >>whole time.
    >>
    >>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
    >>
    >>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    >>
    >>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    >>
    >>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 
    >>woo-woo'
    >>sound again.
    >>
    >>Throw wet towel on bed.
    >>---------------------------------------------------
    >>
    >>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
    >>there is something so very wrong with you.
    >>
    >>
    >>Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
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