Fw: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...

jamie mclees/Tyme Matters keys448 at sympatico.ca
Fri Jun 9 01:19:32 EDT 2006


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From: "Kirk" <captkirk at clear.net.nz>
To: <ibogaine at mindvox.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 3:42 AM
Subject: RE: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...


> Gee, is that what I'm sposed to do?
> Oops
> lolol
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jasen Chamoun [mailto:jasenhappy at optusnet.com.au]
> Sent: Tuesday, 6 June 2006 7:40 p.m.
> To: ibogaine at mindvox.com
> Subject: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...
>
>
>
> >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
> >>
> >>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
> >>lights and darks.
> >>
> >>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>
> >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>
> >>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
> >>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>
> >>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide
> >>loofah and pumice stone.
> >>
> >>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
> >>
> >>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>
> >>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> >>
> >>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
> >>
> >>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> >>
> >>Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>
> >>Shave armpits and legs.
> >>
> >>Turn off shower.
> >>
> >>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>
> >>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> >>
> >>Get out of shower.
> >>
> >>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >>
> >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
> >>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a
> >>pile.
> >>Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>
> >>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
> >>sound.
> >>
> >>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>
> >>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
> >>
> >>Get in the shower.
> >>Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
> >>
> >>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >>
> >>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>
> >>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>
> >>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>
> >>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>
> >>Pee.
> >>
> >>Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>
> >>Partially dry off.
> >>
> >>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
> >>whole time.
> >>
> >>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >>
> >>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>
> >>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>
> >>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
> >>woo-woo'
> >>sound again.
> >>
> >>Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>---------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
> >>there is something so very wrong with you.
> >>
> >>
> >>Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
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