Fw: [Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...

jamie mclees/Tyme Matters keys448 at sympatico.ca
Fri Jun 9 01:19:36 EDT 2006


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In a message dated 6/6/2006 1:40:25 A.M. Central America Standard Ti, jasenhappy at optusnet.com.au writes:


  >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
  >>
  >>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
  >>lights and darks.
  >>
  >>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  >>
  >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  >>
  >>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
  >>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
  >>
  >>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
  >>loofah and pumice stone.
  >>
  >>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  >>
  >>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
  >>
  >>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
  >>
  >>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
  >>
  >>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
  >>
  >>Rinse conditioner off hair.
  >>
  >>Shave armpits and legs.
  >>
  >>Turn off shower.
  >>
  >>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  >>
  >>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
  >>
  >>Get out of shower.
  >>
  >>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  >>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  >>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  >>
  >>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  >>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
  >>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
  >>pile.
  >>Walk naked to the bathroom.
  >>
  >>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
  >>sound.
  >>
  >>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  >>
  >>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
  >>
  >>Get in the shower.
  >>Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
  >>
  >>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  >>
  >>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  >>
  >>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  >>
  >>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
  >>
  >>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
  >>
  >>Pee.
  >>
  >>Rinse off and get out of shower.
  >>
  >>Partially dry off.
  >>
  >>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
  >>whole time.
  >>
  >>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
  >>
  >>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  >>
  >>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  >>
  >>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 
  >>woo-woo'
  >>sound again.
  >>
  >>Throw wet towel on bed.
  >>---------------------------------------------------
  >>
  >>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
  >>there is something so very wrong with you.
  >>
  >>
  >>Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
  >>
  >>
  >>
  >>
  >>
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