[Ibogaine] Fw: completley off topic How to take a shower ...

DEANGRIMMII at aol.com DEANGRIMMII at aol.com
Tue Jun 6 03:44:02 EDT 2006


 

Jason VERY happy. Good onion mate! I need a sponsor, advisor, trench  
soldier, I'm on he the deep end and wonder how long I will survive? I want what  you 
all have now, because Iknow you had what I have now.
 
Dg
 
In a message dated 6/6/2006 1:40:25 A.M. Central America Standard Ti,  
jasenhappy at optusnet.com.au writes:



>>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
>>
>>Take  off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according  to
>>lights and darks.
>>
>>Walk to bathroom  wearing long dressing gown.
>>
>>If you see husband along  the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>>Look at your  womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do  more
>>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>>Get in the  shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide
>>loofah and pumice stone.
>>
>>Wash your hair  once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added  vitamins.
>>
>>Wash your hair again to make sure it's  clean.
>>
>>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint  conditioner enhanced.
>>
>>Wash your face with crushed  apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>>
>>Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body  wash.
>>
>>Rinse conditioner off  hair.
>>
>>Shave armpits and  legs.
>>
>>Turn off shower.
>>
>>Squeegee  off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>
>>Spray mold spots with  Tilex.
>>
>>Get out of shower.
>>
>>Dry  with towel the size of a small country.
>>Wrap hair in super  absorbent towel.
>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and  towel on head.
>>
>>If you see husband along the way, cover  up any exposed areas.
>>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>>Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in  a
>>pile.
>>Walk naked to the  bathroom.
>>
>>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener  at her making the 'woo-woo'
>>sound.
>>
>>Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>>Admire the size of  your wiener and scratch your butt.
>>
>>Get in the  shower.
>>Wash your face. Wash your  armpits.
>>
>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water  rinse them off.
>>
>>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in  the shower.
>>
>>Spend majority of time washing privates and  surrounding area.
>>
>>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse  butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>>
>>Wash your hair. Make a  Shampoo Mohawk.
>>
>>Pee.
>>
>>Rinse off  and get out of shower.
>>
>>Partially dry  off.
>>
>>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was  hanging out of tub the
>>whole time.
>>
>>Admire  wiener size in mirror again.
>>
>>Leave shower curtain open,  wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>>
>>Return to bedroom  with towel around waist.
>>
>>If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the 
>>woo-woo'
>>sound  again.
>>
>>Throw wet towel on  bed.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>
>>If  there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind  this,
>>there is something so very wrong with  you.
>>
>>
>>Have a great day! And, "woo  woo"!!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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