OT- fodder for laughter

Ms Iboga ms_iboga at yahoo.com
Thu Aug 25 16:55:07 EDT 2005


I had to repost this....too funny.
 
Marriage & Choices
>>>
>>>       A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among 
>>> three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
>>> watches to see what they do with the money.
>>>
>>>       The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon 
>>> gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses
>>> up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
>>> more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was 
>>> impressed.
>>>
>>>       The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
>>> set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
>>> clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
>>> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>>>
>>>       Again, the man is impressed.
>>>
>>>       The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
>>> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
>>> remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for>>> their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
>>> impressed.
>>>
>>>       The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
>>> with the money he\'d given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest\r\n
>>> boobs. Men are like that, you know.
>>>
>>>       There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
>>> today than on Alzheimer\'s research. This means that by 2040, there\r\n
>>> should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections
>>> and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>       If you don\'t send this to five OLD friends right away there will\r\n
>>> be five fewer people laughing in the world.
>>>
>>>
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>>> their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
>>> impressed.
>>>
>>>       The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
>>> with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest 
>>> boobs. Men are like that, you know.
>>>
>>>       There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
>>> today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there 
>>> should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections
>>> and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>       If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will 
>>> be five fewer people laughing in the world.


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