"Out of the Blue and into the Black..."
    Store 03/12/2010 | 12:56 PM EST

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Purchase products adorned with the MindVox "Love, Light and Purple Shit" Logo created by Drew Ross. The backsides of all these shirts read, "The power computer loves you and would never plot to kill you." Click an item to purchase it with any (we won't tell) credit card from cafepress. If you'd like to request a product with an alternate tagline, please email dross[at]mindvox.com and place your request, and I will upload and make it available for your purchase shortly.

Ceramic Tile

$6.50

Be the first to buy 5,000 of these to tile your kitchen or better yet, buy 50,000 and do your swimming pool.

White T-Shirt

$17.99

Limited Edition, first 100 people will not be hunted down and destroyed by evil robots.

Grey T-Shirt

$18.99

Same as the white t-shirt except you had better watch out for biohazard goo belching insects.

T-Shirt Plus

$22.99

Same as the t-shirt but comes with built-in snot removal devices attatched to each shoulder.

Baby Tee

$21.99

Show off them hooties! Ps. only the x-small is really small, the rest aren't so small I hear.

Tank Top

$19.99

Get your hands on this moefugger to prove to yo prole offisa dat you quit bangin dope in your arms. (discontinued)

Big Mug

$14.99

Hollow cylinder with handle! Yippie.

Regular Mug

$29.99

Smaller hollow cylinder with handle! Wow.

3 Piece Suit

$15.99

This is a hat or something.

Clock

$19.99

Master your destiny with this Space-Time Continuum Control Device

Flat Rectangular Crackpipe

$16.66

Yes. Finally.

Crack Sack

$16.99

This canvas sack will hold a lot of freebase.

 

Prints and Posters.

$20.00 / $80.00
8x11 / 24x36

To pay by credit card, click the link below and enter the number/size of posters and prints you'd like to recieve, then your email address and your shipping address (very important) in the 'special instructions' message box.

To pay by check or money order, please contact dross[at]mindvox.com with your details, and I'll send you the address where to send it.

To offset your printing costs, each poster will be signed and fingerprinted in blood by the artist (drew ross) to prove it's authenticity, and will ship with some free stickers. Additionally, you may chose a favorite MindVox tag line to have added to your poster!

 

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