-=/[ Important Information for the Incredibly Stupid ]/=-

<-- That THING to the left. It's a navbar. No really, it is!

If you are linking to us for some reason, please do not link anything except the front page; everything on the system is in a state of flux, and odds are, that whatever you're linking to, will get up and move someplace else in the near-term future.

Clicking whatcha just clicked (the MindVox logo), will bring you to this page, where you will simply be able to generate an account, within the next few weeks.

-=/[ MindVox Beta is in Beta (Woo Hoo!) ]/=-

To access the beta-test of MindVox 2002, send email to:

crashtestdummies-subscribe@mindvox.com

The current version has various features which are not turned on. In particular the mail system is offline. It's a feature; yes we know it doesn't work. See there's a little, teeny, tiny problem: in the past coupla months some of youz have mailed things and stuff, all over the whole entire planet. Since MindVox.app used to take the userID from whomever started it in shell, this means that a few thousand pieces of crazy mail all bounced outta here with Bruce or myself listed as the source.

Naturally this resulted in a nice pile of hate mail. Most of which is taken care of by hitting delete -- although some of it will make it into the Fully Fucking Psychotic, Incoherent Hall of Fame. However, the current version of Voices has email subscriptions working, so you have the option of using the interface or subscribing to Conferences, Forums, or Topics, and just having them mailed to you for reading in whatever mail client you prefer to use.

Basically, we need to make sure that everything is REALLY working and somebody doesn't accidentally -- or on purpose -- wind up sending 500,000 messages in the Bandwidth Forum to 40 of their closest friends. This would be, uhm, sorta bad or sumthing.

Look, obviously you Just Don't Understand. It's not spam, we're not smart enough to sell anything; it is the single greatest collection of wisdom, philosophical insights, and spiritual truths ever gathered together in one place. And you're getting it all For Free. So... Shut the Fuck Up and Be Grateful. It's not like you were using that Hotmail account for anything useful anyway.

Anywaze, Alpha is nearly in Beta. Fuck yeah mahn...

vox-subscribe@mindvox.com

If you are here for the love, which is the light, which is the truth; which is ibogaine:

ibogaine-subscribe@mindvox.com

DrugWar is a forum devoted to the discussion of topics which are related to the "War on Drugs." It is edited/moderated by Preston Peet (DrugWar) and Andria E-Mordaunt (Users Voice, U.K.). Basic summary: please feel free to take the "War on Drugs" and stuff it up your ass.

drugwar-subscribe@mindvox.com

MindVox stickers are currently available. We've had a larger run printed this time, so if YOU want a couple, this is whatcha need to do:

Send a [S]elf [A]ddressed [S]tamped [E]nvelope
(Large enough to hold 4.25" X 4.25" Stickers) to:

MindVox, Inc.
50 Lexington Ave, Suite 102
New York, NY 10010

And we'll give you like 5 or 10.

The stickers come in two styles. They are either square or die-cut round.

They're the MindVox Chaos Logo, 'cept taken from a much higher resolution version of THIS image.

DO NOT:

Send us cash, checks, money orders.

Send us phone numbers, requests for FEDEX, or a List of Special Requirements.

Throw loose stamps into the envelope.

Basically we are not willing to do anything except throw some of 'em into an envelope, have Drew Ross add one of his bodily fluids to that sticky crap on it, and toss it into a mailbox. If you fuck up the postage, oh well. If you send it to some random name, oh well. If you send us stamps from other countries, which the U.S. post office does not like, oh well, bummer mahn.

If you absolutely, positively, without a doubt MUST HAVE 30 or 35 of them because you have OCD and need to plaster them all over the whole entire everything; well, okay then. Just enclose a heartfelt, really convincing letter that Explains your Needs. Nobody will ever read it, but the extra effort will result in More Stickers.

Please note: saving the logos and waiting for all of us to get killed, OD, or vanish without a trace, and then selling them on Ebay; results in extremely negative karma mahn.

accounts@mindvox.com

If you have any questions, or experience problems: do not hesitate to call your dealer, rent a shrink, or go buy a gun.

-=/[ The People Impersonating MindVox Management ]/=-